incorrectquotesofhockeyhistory:
(At the All Star Game)
Victor Hedman: (To Erik Karlsson) Would you like to stay for dinner?
Steven Stamkos: (From the bench) WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
What kind of pokemon is this?
Dog becomes a shark after seeing new carpet at home
Bo Kho: Spicy Vietnamese Beef Stew with Noodles
Braised Beef Noodle Soup (红烧牛肉面)
Chilled Garlic Sesame Udon Noodles with Vegetables
Braised Glass Noodles with Pork & Napa Cabbage
Quick & Easy Ramen Upgrade: Thai Peanut Chicken Noodles
30-MINUTE SESAME CHICKEN NOODLE STIR-FRY
More noodles here!
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands
Via Bored Panda
For my zookeeper friends
this is never going to not be funny
Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever
Bless you, Chris Pratt
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long
♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫
It’s bACK.
I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too
Are there apps that will control a robotic hand to slap me in the face everytime I try to contact a specific person? Shock collar would work as well